第三章 打脸长老

我，林废物，顶着个快要碎了的脑袋，从洗澡堂子外溜了出来。这地方真是绝了，水温刚合适就停了，留下一地狼藉。我摸了摸下巴，后院西瓜都能给我拍碎了，这镜子也好意思不给我续水？真是欺负人。 刚走到门口，就见几个家伙围着一个老头，那眼神，啧啧，像看猎物似的。我心里直痒痒，这老头头发花白，皱纹里都透着钱味儿，一看就是那种爱占小便宜的类型。我就凑过去，嘿嘿一笑。 “老爷爷，您这洗澡堂子不错啊，生意兴隆啊！”我拍着马屁，心里却打着小算盘。 那老头眯着眼睛，上下打量我，冷笑一声：“就你这模样，也配跟我说话？赶紧滚，别耽误我收摊。” 我愣了一下，这不是给我下马威呢吗？正好，我等这一天都等疯了。我清了清嗓子，大声说道：“老爷爷，您这镜子忒脆了，我轻轻一拍就碎了。要不您再给我换个新的？” 那老头一愣，随即哈哈大笑：“小子，你想敲诈我？我告诉你，这镜子是我自己买的，跟你不相干！再不走，别怪我不客气！” 我心里冷笑，这老头还敢跟我叫嚣？我直接一掌拍在旁边的柱子上，震得整个洗澡堂子都在摇晃。我冷笑道：“老爷爷，你这是强词夺理。我可是亲眼看见你用脚踩碎那面镜子的，不信你问问周围的人。” 周围的人 Hearing this, they all looked around, trying to see who had stepped on the mirror. The old man's face turned purple, his hands clenched into fists. "You're lying! I have never stepped on the mirror!" he yelled, his voice trembling with anger. I didn't give him a chance to finish his sentence. I stepped forward and said, "Old man, you know what? I'm going to break another mirror. This time, I'll make sure it's your turn to regret it."