简介
《武林躺赢实录》这书,真有意思。主角就是个炮灰流,能活下来全靠运气好。师门被灭,他溜了;遇到大佬,他又溜了。但这些破事愣是让他成了武林高手,宝贝也捡了一堆。作者就爱写些接地气的段子,像咱们平时唠嗑似的。
第七章 震惊三界
王狗子把眼睛又闭了闭,试图把脑子里嗡嗡的响声甩开。可那玩意儿就跟狗皮膏药似的,怎么也贴不掉。他记得清清楚楚,昨天在后山砍柴,那棵歪脖子老槐树又脆又硬,他使出吃奶的力气抡斧头,嘿嗬嘿嗬砍了半天,手都麻了。结果呢?那斧头没砍断树,倒是他自己被人从树上踹下来了。
“嘶……”王狗子缓缓睁开眼,发现自己正躺在一堆乱草里,浑身青一块紫一块的。他挣扎着坐起来,脑袋还是嗡嗡的,像是有人在他脑子里放鞭炮。他低头看了看自己,发现身上破破烂烂的,连内裤都被撕破了,真是惨啊。
就在这时,他听到不远处传来一阵喧哗声。王狗子精神一振, поднял голову and started running towards it, fully clothed. When he got there, he saw a group of people surrounding a middle-aged man with a long beard. The man was pointing at a nearby tree and shouting, “This is mine! I found it first!”
“胡说!这树明明是我的!” another man with a mustache argued, lunging at the bearded man. “You’re just trying to steal my property!”
“别吵了!” a young woman with long hair said, stepping between them. “We need to figure this out. The authorities will be here soon.”
王狗子仔细一听,发现他们在谈论那棵歪脖子老槐树。这棵树他昨天还砍过呢!他赶紧跑到 tree 边,指着它说:“这树是我砍的!你们凭什么说是你们的?”
“你砍的?”那三个人都愣住了,互相看了看。
“是啊,我昨天还砍过呢。”王狗子点点头,心里有点得意。他本来以为这树是空的,结果刚才跑过来的时候,突然听到里面有声音。








